les parodies de warren siegel why the nothing theory is better than the everything th
En plus d'être un expert en théorie des cordes et supersymmétrie Warren Siegel n'a pas son pareil pour faire de l'humour avec de la physique théorique.
Regardez son site et devenez,comme moi,accro.
http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/plan.html
J'y comprend pas tout.
et quand je clik sur un fichier il y a une page blanche avec des signes codés;c'est normal,
C'est censé etre quoi?
Salut boardingman.Je reconnais que c'est plutôt des blagues pour physiciens ou amateurs averties en physique.Envoyé par boardingman
Ce que tu vois ce sont des parodies d'articles ou de conférences en physique théorique.
Si tu as bien 17 ans c'est vrai que ton bagage en physique risque de te rendre plutôt impérméable aux blagues de Siegel.
ok je comprend alors pourquoi;(mais ça serai bien d'avertir que c'est pas a la portée de tout le monde.)
C'est vrai que je n'ai pas été suffisament expliciteok je comprend alors pourquoi;(mais ça serai bien d'avertir que c'est pas a la portée de tout le monde.).
Mais je me suis dit ,qu'après tout, les gens pourraient peut être y trouver des choses intéressantes et compréhensibles noyées dans la masse des blagues.
Un petit coup d'oeil là par exemple (glossaire)
aardvark
So far this word has nothing to do with physics, but we're sure it will soon.
astrophysical
Astrological.
B-Bbar
A blues musician.
beauty
A property of matter which tends to be short-lived.
chromodynamics
The force that holds quacks together.
classical string
The kind Stradivarius used.
cohomology
The same as homology, but with too many o's.
condensate
A kind of particle which requires adding water.
conformal field theory
Quantum mechanics.
constant
Number which changes with each experiment.
contact interactions
Higher-point scattering, occuring generally in hockey games.
CP violation
A penalty in hockey games, imposed for illegal contact interactions.
deformation
A birth defect commonly suffered by geometers.
experimental
Engineering.
finite
Either vanishing or incalculable.
functional integration
Bussing.
fundamental particle
Something so basic it can never be found.
gauge fixing
An automobile repair, usually requiring a quantum mechanic.
gaugino
An Italian friend who isn't heterotic.
geometric
Hand-waving.
ghosts
Unphysical fields used to scare away experimentalists.
grassmanian
1. Of, or pertaining to, Grassmania (e.g., "Grassmanian devil"). 2. Addicted to marijuana.
gravity
Seriousness.
homology
The study of various maps, none of which tells you which exit to take off the New Jersey Turnpike to get to Princeton.
Kondo problem
Selling apartment buildings to yuppies.
light cone
Diet ice cream.
manifestly
By birthright.
note added in proof
Reference to similar, earlier work.
phenomenological
Chemical.
physical
1. see experimental (as used by an experimentalist). 2. see theoretical (as used by a theorist).
proctology
A science as closely related to physics as string theory.
representation theory
The theory of how to represent mathematics as having something to do with physics.
stress tensor
A nervous disorder caused by doing too much quantum gravity.
string
Nobody has any idea what this word means.
super-
see Witten's.
superparticle
The largest of all microscopic objects.
supersymmetry partner
Someone to write useless papers with.
symmetry
Brokenness.
theoretical
Mathematical.
theory of everything
Theory of nothing.
topology
The theory of how to keep your doughnut from falling apart when you dunk it in your coffee cup.
truth
A flavor of physics which has not yet been discovered experimentally or in the text of theory papers.
twisted tori
A perverse load of bull.
twistor
Chubby Checker.
unification
A principle which has done for physics what the United Nations has for world government.
Witten's
Definite article (as in "How do you like Witten's weather today?").
J'aime bien cette page : http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~sie...dies/next.html
surtout avec cette illustration vidéo de la question des 11 dimensions où s'exprime un évident spécialiste en cordes :
http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~sie...odies/1011.mov
Un extrait spécial Mtheory
In fact, the most active research in the area is trying to understand what the "M" stands for. Originally it was thought to stand for "Membrane", but soon it was realized that the Membrane cannot be quantized, so that possibility was rejected. Another possibility was "Matrix", but then it was remembered that Matrix theory works only in D≤2. Finally, it was decided that "M" stands for "Mother", and so far no one has dared to disobey. ("F" theory was briefly considered also, but clearly strings form a matriarchical society.)
Puis -je te rappeler que l'article est une parodie?Sinon j'aime bien cette page aussi.
Ah... aurais-je raté mes effets humoristiques ?
Guitariste = spécialiste des cordes (6 en général) = humour calembouresque.
Post de mtheory + "the most active research in the area is trying to understand what the "M" stands for" = humour tarte à la crème
Désolé...
En presque-avant-première la nouvelle parodie
http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~sie...s/sam/sam.html
she: superpartner to he
“I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.” Richard Feynman
Le "pull my finger" est pas mal aussi
